I have a lot of feels over this
That sounds like a mighty fine plan to me. And if he resists, we tickle him. Nooo, not old as balls! That’s so old! Oh, god, can we just do something fun instead of talking about how old I am, Peets?
And munchkin can help of course. Tickling is where Magnus can come in. Old, saggy, hairy balls kinda old. Super old. Of course. Although, I don’t think fun exists here. What did you have in mind?
Yeah, he’s the ancient one here, not me. We should check for grey hairs next time we’re together and see him. Ew, don’t say that. That makes me feel weird. In my mid-twenties with a one year old baby.
I’ll pin him down and you can do the check for grey’s. But that’s exactly what you are. You’re in your mid twenties and you’re a momma. You’re as old as balls.
Maybe if we complain enough, something will happen.
Or we can somehow force Katniss into it.
That’s my current method of persuasion. It doesn’t seem to be working.
Why would I want Katniss’s help? She’ll probably just get someone else I care about killed.
Thanks. You little whippersnapper. At least I’m not in my thirties like Titus.
You’re welcome. That’s because Titus is an old man… I think. But yeah, you’re going into your mid-twenties now.
Well, I guess we’ll need to search for a sufficient guard then.
I don’t think it will be as easy as that. The schedules will need to be adjusted and I don’t think they’ll do that for me. I’m not the mockingjay.
I’d take your word for it but apparently you’re crazy.
I put my faith in your hands, sir.
True, I’m very crazy apparently but only towards one person. So it’s selective.
As the son of a baker, they are capable hands.
I’m surprised! It seems like something that might be therapeutic.
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell them. Without a sufficient guard though, it’s not allowed. I’m a risk.